January 2013
8 posts
Anonymous asked: is this like a ripoff of badly drawn pokemon
Anonymous asked: Can I make plushies of your drawing adaptations as fanart?
BISHARP
KAY. Bisharp. this should be fun. So, it starts of fairly humanoid, the lower body has these huge mc hammer pants, and his feet are like hooves. But like, with the heel of the foot up the leg. Like some animals like dogs have. Anyway, so on it’s chest it has these two huge sawblades coming out of it, with a dent in both of them, then huge 80’s shoulder pads. His hands are giant oven...
Anonymous asked: Hi! Have you abandoned this project?
Anonymous asked: Are you aware that when people say scythe in their descriptions you continuously draw sickles?
LUGIA, a large birdlike creature with a turtle head. Instead of wings it has thin appendages that end in something that look like hands with 5 “fingers” each. It has two legs with three toes each, the toes are stuck to each other. On it’s back it has 4 dorsel fins sticking out. and it has a tail with two blue spikes on each side.
MAJESTIC
his hand-wings make my...
November 2012
5 posts
I’m actually pretty upset that all the Pokemon submitted are the newer ones I don’t really know. I only know the original 151 (sort of) and a few new ones here and there. ANYWAY, here’s my description of an older Pokemon :) DROWZEE: Side profile. Facing to the left (or the Pokemon’s right). His body is like an upright hippo (think fat!) and has two arms like that of a...
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Beartic
Beartic is a triangle shaped polar bear. He has a slightly pointed face, and he always looks angry. He has a beard made of big icicles, scrawny upper arms and huge forearms, like a furry Popeye. Beartic’s dog-like paws have only 3 large, sausagey fingers with claws. His legs end abruptly without feet, and he has a lot of extra hair around his lower abdomen and between his legs, to keep his...
Uxie
It has (no joke) your hairdo in like blobs form and two tails with three little footballs at the ends of them, with a jewel in the center. It has a ruby on it’s forehead, no mouth, and closed eyes. It has no knees, just feet (again footballs) and arms with three stubby fingers. And it’s floating.
nahhhhh
THAT IS NOT WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE >:[
Anonymous asked: Sorry to disturb you and for the lack of information, but, did you give up the project or people stopped submitting you descriptions? I hope you are just busy and return soon to continue with this amazing project. [=
October 2012
38 posts
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Farfetch’d: He’s a mallard with big anime eyes and a thick v-shaped unibrown. He also carries a leek in one hand to hit people with
Unfortunately I ruined this one for myself…I read it and I was like “haha how dumb do you think I am, no way I’m drawing your obvious prank Pokeyman”
then I googled it just for the hell of it
oh my god
this is a...
Anonymous asked: what is the best description you've received so far?
imspencer asked: What is the worst description that has been submitted so far?
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Zweilous is a pokeyman with a fat round four legged body, at the end of each feet are two claws. At the neck it gets weird: It has two heads and fur covering them from the bottom of the neck up, each head has a Ringo Star Haircut with the addition of two feather things made of the same hair on top of each head. Also two fur-wing-thingies, one behind each head.
So since you didn’t...
rika84 asked: If we submitted last time you were taking them on your other blog, should we resubmit here or are you working off of those?
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Snivy: He’s a short lizard-looking pokemon. He stands on two legs with tiny pointy feet. His body is shaped like a wonky “s” and his nose is swoopy and pointy at the end. He has large eyes that are half-lidded and has a very smug expression on his face (his nickname is smugleaf). His short arms have short spikey fingers. His tail ends in a large leaf shape with three points. He...
Anonymous asked: How is it possible that you don't know anything about Pokémon? I hope I don't sound rude, I'm just curious :D
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lopunny
Lopunny is a lop-eared bunny lady. She is uncomfortably curvy and lady-shaped. Her long ears end in fluffy puffs of fur, and her wrists have similar puffs around them. Her eyebrows extend upward past her head. Her legs have similar puffs, but look more like she’s wearing stylish boots. Her face is fairly bunny-ish, with beady eyes & a small nose, but cute.
oh oh dear that...
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Try Espeon!: Espeon is pink and catlike. It has long, football shaped ears and a jewel on its forehead. It has two tufts of fur on each side. The top one is bigger than the other, and they’re both ovalish. It also has a tail that splits in two about half way through it.
Okay you lost me at the tufts, what even…?
oh balls I sure got that one wrong
gingerhaze:
koramei replied to your post: HEY WHO WANTS TO DO SOME POKEYMANS??? Here’s…
Oh try an Ash! It’s kind of humanoid shaped, and its right hand is red and white and really spherical, and instead of hair it has a red crest on its forehead that extends over the top and a lot of the back of the head, with black plumage underneath.
oh ho ho aren’t you clever
I know that Ash is a person,...
gingerhaze:
wishyouweremegan replied to your post: HEY WHO WANTS TO DO SOME POKEYMANS??? Here’s the…
keldeo is an equine pokemon w/ light blue ears, neck, & swishy tail. its mane is orange & has 3 feathers sticking out of it. its hooves are dark blue and come up to points. it has a diamond in its chest & a lumpy horn about as long as its body
ooooh a cross between a Pokeyman and a...
gingerhaze:
rainingcatsandnoms replied to your post: HEY WHO WANTS TO DO SOME POKEYMANS??? Here’s the…
Gardevoir! humanoid but you can only see the eyes, looks like it’s wearing a helmet that turns into hair in the back. Red triangle sticking through chest. Ribbons for arms. Waist down instead of legs it kind of has a dress.
okay, not what I was expecting.
okay I have no idea what is going on here
guys pokemon are WEIRD
gingerhaze:
edgelessuniverse replied to your post: HEY WHO WANTS TO DO SOME POKEYMANS??? Here’s…
Vulpix: A reddish-brown fox-like creature with six curly tails. It has curly bangs on it’s forehead backwards, and shaggy bangs forwards. It has two pointed ears and sock-markings on it’s feet. It also has big sparkly eyes.
wow it looks like Crash Bandicoot went through the stupid machine
oh...
well he’s a friendly looking guy ain’t he
oh poop forgot that you said he had two toes
I was so sure this one was made up. I was SO SURE you were just messing with me.
how - what -
gingerhaze:
ruhani replied to your post: Hey, who wants to do a couple Pokeymans? Here’s…
Xatu: a parrot looking pokemon. Wings that look like a kimono with stripes on the end of them. Feet look similar to Sonic the Hedgehog’s. Also has two vuvuzela-looking things sticking out of the back of it’s head. Some kind of catface on it’s chest.
I present to you: THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER...
mine’s better
gingerhaze:
hopelikehell answered your question: Hey, who wants to do a couple Pokeymans? Here’s…
Kricketune: body like an upright cello, balled arm joints with scythes, two pointed crownlike head w/scythes on each point, mustache & 2 feet
oh god oh god oh god WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
I’m so confused.
an electric sheep eh do androids dream about it then? (heh heh heh)
hmmm okay
gingerhaze:
fyeahchexmix answered your question: Hey, who wants to do a couple Pokeymans? Here’s…
Houndoom - black greyhound w/ cattle skull on head, 3 sets of ribs on its back, 2 white bracelets on each ankle, and an arrowhead tail.
i gave it fire for DRAMA
wait it doesn’t have a cow skull on its head YOU LIED TO ME
VERY POORLY IS WHAT THE POKEYMANS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT
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Okay this one requires some buildup because I am actually appalled at myself, frightened, and crying with laughter right now. Let’s go through this step by step.
A guy standing backward, huh? I can do that. Here we go. Hmm. But you can’t really tell he’s facing backwards.
There we go.
Now some antenna, eh?
But one of them...
gingerhaze:
knockoutroundabout replied to your post: I miss your drawings of Pokaymans!
Ampharos Head comes to point in front w/ two black and yellow striped egg shaped ears w/ red jewel on forehead Long neck w/ three rings around it same long tail that ends in another jewel finlike arms rounded feet one white toe yellow w/ white belly
man I drew this one and I was like “there’s no way this...
gingerhaze:
hueniks replied to your post: Someone describe a Pokeyman at me I need a break…
Lickitung: It’s a fat, pink… well it’s kind of humanoid in shape. In that it has arms and legs. And it has a fat pink curly tail and an enormous tongue, which goes all the way down to its feet.
Wow so I was not expecting to be close on this one but:
I was actually pretty close.
gingerhaze:
penciltothetemple replied to your post: Someone describe a Pokeyman at me I need a break…
Lairon, like a metal stegosaurus, with the plates on it’s back only in one row and a hole on either side of each. Short tail, a triangle shaped head with one plate, three holes along the top. Gauntlets on its legs with a spike on each, three toes.
this is mine
woop
gingerhaze:
piroshki replied to your post: Someone describe a Pokeyman at me I need a break…
Okay, there’s Arceus. He’s pretty much a llama-goat with a golden wheel encrusted with jewels stuck around the midsection of his body
how did I do
shit
