KAY. Bisharp. this should be fun. So, it starts of fairly humanoid, the lower body has these huge mc hammer pants, and his feet are like hooves. But like, with the heel of the foot up the leg. Like some animals like dogs have. Anyway, so on it’s chest it has these two huge sawblades coming out of it, with a dent in both of them, then huge 80’s shoulder pads. His hands are giant oven mits with like a sharks dorsal fin coming out of the back of his hands. He’s wearing like a bikers helmet, with a giant crescent moon-ish blade coming out the top.
Oh man I saw “hammer pants” and I knew I had to draw this one
And the whole time I was drawing it I was like “it’s a shame this is obviously a fake request because this is insane”
LUGIA, a large birdlike creature with a turtle head. Instead of wings it has thin appendages that end in something that look like hands with 5 “fingers” each. It has two legs with three toes each, the toes are stuck to each other. On it’s back it has 4 dorsel fins sticking out. and it has a tail with two blue spikes on each side.
I’m actually pretty upset that all the Pokemon submitted are the newer ones I don’t really know. I only know the original 151 (sort of) and a few new ones here and there. ANYWAY, here’s my description of an older Pokemon :)
DROWZEE: Side profile. Facing to the left (or the Pokemon’s right). His body is like an upright hippo (think fat!) and has two arms like that of a bear and three fingers on each. He also has two toes on each foot. The top half of his body is yellow and the bottom half brown (except his toes which are also yellow). Instead of being split straight in the middle, his top and bottom half are split by a squiggly line like melted ice-cream (Gosh, I hope I’m making sense!) He also has a short elephant nose and pointed ears like a cat but a little bit curved like elves. You can only see one eye and it’s a “rounded” isosceles trianle with a single dot towards the front point. (and this makes absolutely no sense. Have fun :D)
Beartic is a triangle shaped polar bear. He has a slightly pointed face, and he always looks angry. He has a beard made of big icicles, scrawny upper arms and huge forearms, like a furry Popeye. Beartic’s dog-like paws have only 3 large, sausagey fingers with claws. His legs end abruptly without feet, and he has a lot of extra hair around his lower abdomen and between his legs, to keep his junk warm.
I WOULD PREFER FOR IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS PLEASE
It has (no joke) your hairdo in like blobs form and two tails with three little footballs at the ends of them, with a jewel in the center. It has a ruby on it’s forehead, no mouth, and closed eyes. It has no knees, just feet (again footballs) and arms with three stubby fingers. And it’s floating.
Sorry to disturb you and for the lack of information, but, did you give up the project or people stopped submitting you descriptions? I hope you are just busy and return soon to continue with this amazing project. [=
I haven’t stopped, I’m just very busy at the moment! Before it blew up, the Pokeymans Project usually only happened in bursts every couple of months or so, so I’m not used to it being a regular thing. I’ll try and draw some more soon though!
Zweilous is a pokeyman with a fat round four legged body, at the end of each feet are two claws. At the neck it gets weird: It has two heads and fur covering them from the bottom of the neck up, each head has a Ringo Star Haircut with the addition of two feather things made of the same hair on top of each head. Also two fur-wing-thingies, one behind each head.
So since you didn’t give me any description whatsoever for the heads themselves, I have to assume that it actually has two Ringo Starr heads.
not that I let myself google what Ringo Starr looks like either…
There is comfort in knowing I was never going to get this one right from that description.
Snivy: He’s a short lizard-looking pokemon. He stands on two legs with tiny pointy feet. His body is shaped like a wonky “s” and his nose is swoopy and pointy at the end. He has large eyes that are half-lidded and has a very smug expression on his face (his nickname is smugleaf). His short arms have short spikey fingers. His tail ends in a large leaf shape with three points. He has two collar pieces that stick out like curly dracula collars, and his belly/underchin are white but the top of his head & back/tail/arms are green.
Lopunny is a lop-eared bunny lady. She is uncomfortably curvy and lady-shaped. Her long ears end in fluffy puffs of fur, and her wrists have similar puffs around them. Her eyebrows extend upward past her head. Her legs have similar puffs, but look more like she’s wearing stylish boots. Her face is fairly bunny-ish, with beady eyes & a small nose, but cute.
Try Espeon!: Espeon is pink and catlike. It has long, football shaped ears and a jewel on its forehead. It has two tufts of fur on each side. The top one is bigger than the other, and they’re both ovalish. It also has a tail that splits in two about half way through it.
Oh try an Ash! It’s kind of humanoid shaped, and its right hand is red and white and really spherical, and instead of hair it has a red crest on its forehead that extends over the top and a lot of the back of the head, with black plumage underneath.
keldeo is an equine pokemon w/ light blue ears, neck, & swishy tail. its mane is orange & has 3 feathers sticking out of it. its hooves are dark blue and come up to points. it has a diamond in its chest & a lumpy horn about as long as its body
ooooh a cross between a Pokeyman and a hoers so you know it’s gonna be good.
WHAT IS THAT AND WHY DOES IT LOOK NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU DESCRIBED TO ME
Gardevoir! humanoid but you can only see the eyes, looks like it’s wearing a helmet that turns into hair in the back. Red triangle sticking through chest. Ribbons for arms. Waist down instead of legs it kind of has a dress.
Vulpix: A reddish-brown fox-like creature with six curly tails. It has curly bangs on it’s forehead backwards, and shaggy bangs forwards. It has two pointed ears and sock-markings on it’s feet. It also has big sparkly eyes.
wow it looks like Crash Bandicoot went through the stupid machine
Xatu: a parrot looking pokemon. Wings that look like a kimono with stripes on the end of them. Feet look similar to Sonic the Hedgehog’s. Also has two vuvuzela-looking things sticking out of the back of it’s head. Some kind of catface on it’s chest.
I present to you: THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER DRAWN IN MY LIFE
Ampharos Head comes to point in front w/ two black and yellow striped egg shaped ears w/ red jewel on forehead Long neck w/ three rings around it same long tail that ends in another jewel finlike arms rounded feet one white toe yellow w/ white belly
man I drew this one and I was like “there’s no way this is close”
Then I remembered that Pokemon are actually ridiculous, and I was kind of close.
Lairon, like a metal stegosaurus, with the plates on it’s back only in one row and a hole on either side of each. Short tail, a triangle shaped head with one plate, three holes along the top. Gauntlets on its legs with a spike on each, three toes.