Pokemon drawn from description alone by someone who doesn't know anything about Pokemon.
by Noelle Stevenson
aka Gingerhaze
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m actually pretty upset that all the Pokemon submitted are the newer ones I don’t really know. I only know the original 151 (sort of) and a few new ones here and there. ANYWAY, here’s my description of an older Pokemon :)
DROWZEE: Side profile. Facing to the left (or the Pokemon’s right). His body is like an upright hippo (think fat!) and has two arms like that of a bear and three fingers on each. He also has two toes on each foot. The top half of his body is yellow and the bottom half brown (except his toes which are also yellow). Instead of being split straight in the middle, his top and bottom half are split by a squiggly line like melted ice-cream (Gosh, I hope I’m making sense!) He also has a short elephant nose and pointed ears like a cat but a little bit curved like elves. You can only see one eye and it’s a “rounded” isosceles trianle with a single dot towards the front point. (and this makes absolutely no sense. Have fun :D)

I do not like him

NOPE NOPE NOPE
Haha, this blog is hilarious.
LMFAOOOO
love gingerhaze and I love this.
THIS IS FOR YOU MY FRIEND
It’s sad that this is better the more accurate the art is.
YES
OH NO, BAILEY, THIS IS MY FAULT IT STARTED OUT AS A LOW GRADE FEVER YOU’RE SICK BECAUSE OF ME
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