Pokemon drawn from description alone by someone who doesn't know anything about Pokemon.

by Noelle Stevenson

aka Gingerhaze

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BISHARP

KAY. Bisharp. this should be fun. So, it starts of fairly humanoid, the lower body has these huge mc hammer pants, and his feet are like hooves. But like, with the heel of the foot up the leg. Like some animals like dogs have. Anyway, so on it’s chest it has these two huge sawblades coming out of it, with a dent in both of them, then huge 80’s shoulder pads. His hands are giant oven mits with like a sharks dorsal fin coming out of the back of his hands. He’s wearing like a bikers helmet, with a giant crescent moon-ish blade coming out the top.

enjoy

Oh man I saw “hammer pants” and I knew I had to draw this one

And the whole time I was drawing it I was like “it’s a shame this is obviously a fake request because this is insane”

well…

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