The Pokeymans Project

is this like a ripoff of badly drawn pokemon

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 17:26:34 -0500

No one draws Pokeymon worse than me!

I also drew a Poliwhirl, which Aimee was describing from memory....

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:11:18 -0500

I also drew a Poliwhirl, which Aimee was describing from memory. She got some things wrong in her description.

So I drew some Pokeymans last night on a livestream hosted by me...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:08:00 -0500

So I drew some Pokeymans last night on a livestream hosted by me and Aimee, (which I believe you can still watch recorded!). This here is Emboar. It uh, got a little out of control. Demon pig wrestler!

Can I make plushies of your drawing adaptations as fanart?

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:47:15 -0500

UH YES ABSOLUTELY

BISHARP

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:09:00 -0500

KAY. Bisharp. this should be fun. So, it starts of fairly humanoid, the lower body has these huge mc hammer pants, and his feet are like hooves. But like, with the heel of the foot up the leg. Like some animals like dogs have. Anyway, so on it’s chest it has these two huge sawblades coming out of it, with a dent in both of them, then huge 80’s shoulder pads. His hands are giant oven mits with like a sharks dorsal fin coming out of the back of his hands. He’s wearing like a bikers helmet, with a giant crescent moon-ish blade coming out the top.

enjoy

Oh man I saw “hammer pants” and I knew I had to draw this one

And the whole time I was drawing it I was like “it’s a shame this is obviously a fake request because this is insane”

well…

Hi! Have you abandoned this project?

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:02:47 -0500

Nope, just busy!

Are you aware that when people say scythe in their descriptions you continuously draw sickles?

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:02:13 -0500

THEY’RE LIKE SIMILAR THINGS RIGHT leave me alone

LUGIA, a large birdlike creature with a turtle head. Instead of wings it has thin appendages that...

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 23:00:27 -0500

LUGIA, a large birdlike creature with a turtle head. Instead of wings it has thin appendages that end in something that look like hands with 5 “fingers” each. It has two legs with three toes each, the toes are stuck to each other. On it’s back it has 4 dorsel fins sticking out. and it has a tail with two blue spikes on each side.

MAJESTIC

his hand-wings make my uncomfortable frankly.

I’m actually pretty upset that all the Pokemon submitted are the newer ones I don’t...

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:37:54 -0500

I’m actually pretty upset that all the Pokemon submitted are the newer ones I don’t really know. I only know the original 151 (sort of) and a few new ones here and there. ANYWAY, here’s my description of an older Pokemon :)

DROWZEE: Side profile. Facing to the left (or the Pokemon’s right). His body is like an upright hippo (think fat!) and has two arms like that of a bear and three fingers on each. He also has two toes on each foot. The top half of his body is yellow and the bottom half brown (except his toes which are also yellow). Instead of being split straight in the middle, his top and bottom half are split by a squiggly line like melted ice-cream (Gosh, I hope I’m making sense!) He also has a short elephant nose and pointed ears like a cat but a little bit curved like elves. You can only see one eye and it’s a “rounded” isosceles trianle with a single dot towards the front point. (and this makes absolutely no sense. Have fun :D)

I do not like him

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Beartic

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:28:57 -0500

Beartic is a triangle shaped polar bear. He has a slightly pointed face, and he always looks angry. He has a beard made of big icicles, scrawny upper arms and huge forearms, like a furry Popeye. Beartic’s dog-like paws have only 3 large, sausagey fingers with claws. His legs end abruptly without feet, and he has a lot of extra hair around his lower abdomen and between his legs, to keep his junk warm.

I WOULD PREFER FOR IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS PLEASE

oh I guess that makes

sense

Uxie

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:22:53 -0500

It has (no joke) your hairdo in like blobs form and two tails with three little footballs at the ends of them, with a jewel in the center. It has a ruby on it’s forehead, no mouth, and closed eyes. It has no knees, just feet (again footballs) and arms with three stubby fingers. And it’s floating.

nahhhhh

THAT IS NOT WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE >:[

gingerhaze: OH MAN YOU GUYS FUNYMONY DID AN ANIMATION OF MY...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 16:28:08 -0500

gingerhaze:

OH MAN YOU GUYS FUNYMONY DID AN ANIMATION OF MY SERIOUSLY MESSED UP MAWILE POKEYMAN AND IT’S THE BEST THING

Sorry to disturb you and for the lack of information, but, did you give up the project or people stopped submitting you descriptions? I hope you are just busy and return soon to continue with this amazing project. [=

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 13:50:25 -0500

I haven’t stopped, I’m just very busy at the moment! Before it blew up, the Pokeymans Project usually only happened in bursts every couple of months or so, so I’m not used to it being a regular thing. I’ll try and draw some more soon though!

Farfetch’d: He’s a mallard with big anime eyes and a thick v-shaped unibrown. He also...

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 19:04:00 -0400

Farfetch’d: He’s a mallard with big anime eyes and a thick v-shaped unibrown. He also carries a leek in one hand to hit people with

Unfortunately I ruined this one for myself…I read it and I was like “haha how dumb do you think I am, no way I’m drawing your obvious prank Pokeyman”

then I googled it just for the hell of it

oh my god

this is a real Pokemon you guys

what is the best description you've received so far?

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:08:00 -0400

My favorite was when my friend described Magmar to me. I don’t remember everything she said (it produced a pretty accurate drawing) but the best part was:

“it’s a duck, but its head is a butt, and the butt is on fire.”

What is the worst description that has been submitted so far?

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:54:41 -0400

MAWILE

Zweilous is a pokeyman with a fat round four legged body, at the end of each feet are two claws. At...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:49:36 -0400

Zweilous is a pokeyman with a fat round four legged body, at the end of each feet are two claws. At the neck it gets weird: It has two heads and fur covering them from the bottom of the neck up, each head has a Ringo Star Haircut with the addition of two feather things made of the same hair on top of each head. Also two fur-wing-thingies, one behind each head.

So since you didn’t give me any description whatsoever for the heads themselves, I have to assume that it actually has two Ringo Starr heads.

not that I let myself google what Ringo Starr looks like either…

There is comfort in knowing I was never going to get this one right from that description.

If we submitted last time you were taking them on your other blog, should we resubmit here or are you working off of those?

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:40:40 -0400

The ones from my other blog are buried under a pile of messages, so yep resubmit them here!

…although just to let you know, in the two days this blog has been up it has already accumulated nearly five hundred submissions, so it’s pretty much just luck of the draw who gets picked.

Snivy: He’s a short lizard-looking pokemon. He stands on two legs with tiny pointy feet. His...

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:31:00 -0400

Snivy: He’s a short lizard-looking pokemon. He stands on two legs with tiny pointy feet. His body is shaped like a wonky “s” and his nose is swoopy and pointy at the end. He has large eyes that are half-lidded and has a very smug expression on his face (his nickname is smugleaf). His short arms have short spikey fingers. His tail ends in a large leaf shape with three points. He has two collar pieces that stick out like curly dracula collars, and his belly/underchin are white but the top of his head & back/tail/arms are green.

the S is for sucks

sorry, couldn’t resist. Okay now for real.

If this is close I will shoot myself in the face.

not

even

that far off?????

How is it possible that you don't know anything about Pokémon? I hope I don't sound rude, I'm just curious :D

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:24:49 -0400

I was homeschooled until I was fifteen and my parents were pretty strict? I was one of those kids who wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter too!