Pokemon drawn from description alone by someone who doesn't know anything about Pokemon.

by Noelle Stevenson

aka Gingerhaze

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Beartic

Beartic is a triangle shaped polar bear. He has a slightly pointed face, and he always looks angry. He has a beard made of big icicles, scrawny upper arms and huge forearms, like a furry Popeye. Beartic’s dog-like paws have only 3 large, sausagey fingers with claws. His legs end abruptly without feet, and he has a lot of extra hair around his lower abdomen and between his legs, to keep his junk warm.


I WOULD PREFER FOR IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE THIS PLEASE

oh I guess that makes

sense